Check it out, folks! I made a fancy Amazon Wishlist for your purchasing delight!
http://amzn.com/w/1IVSD3A84MVJ6
*Note: Since I now live far away from many people I know, it might be easy to just pick something gorgeous and ship it straight here, rather than fooling with USPS (as wonderful as they are) or FedEx (as wonderful as they are). Easy peasy, see?*Note 2: There is no coincidence in me posting about my Wishlist fifteen days before my birthday. This is in real time, people!
*Note 3: A Skype conversation will be a perfectly wonderful birthday gift, too. Call me at AshleyOates!